This reminds me of that one time my family went to the boardwalk of some seaside city, and there was a whole pizza slice in the garbage. My dad fetched it out and put it out on the boardwalk, expecting a whole swarm of seagulls would descend and feast on it... which did happen, but soon immediately after a really big seagull flew in, scared the other gulls off, and swallowed the slice whole.
I'm scared for Word.
I wonder what he'd think about Hawaiian pizza.